I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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