It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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