he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
please don't ironically join a cult
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