no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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