It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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