sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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