yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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