Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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