I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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