so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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