We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm bleeding and have questions
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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