After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Farmville is her only friend.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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