i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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