So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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