don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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