i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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