thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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