I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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