so that wasnt chicken after all
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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