btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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