I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
OPIZZABONMYDICK
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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