Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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