Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just found puke in my bra..
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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