S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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