There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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