Can Purell be used as lube?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
