I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
