I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
