Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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