ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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