i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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