but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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