just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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