I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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