She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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