sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
