WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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