I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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