You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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