How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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