ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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