we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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