just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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