I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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