Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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