i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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