all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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