So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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