So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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