Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
...so i touched it.
its not stalking. its research.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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