Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
someone owes me an orgasm
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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