what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Randomize
