i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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